50 WhatsApp Status Quotes
1. "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." — Bill Gates
2. "No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early." — Groucho Marx
3. "Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you're finished." — Leslie Nielsen
4. "It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong." — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
5. "If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter." — John Gotti
6. "Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done." — Peter Drucker
7. "It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you." — Dwight D. Eisenhower
8. People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do." — Elbert Hubbard
9. "I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one." — Clarence Darrow
10. "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." — Oscar Wilde
11. "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." — George Carlin
12. It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work." — William Faulkner
13. "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" — Edgar Bergen
14. "You can't have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic." — Zig Ziglar
15. "As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement." — Tom Goins
16. "I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." — Jerome K. Jerome
17. "The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen." — Sarah Brown
18. "If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock." — Claude McDonald
19. "The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse." — Dennis Miller
20. "My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work." — Author Unknown
21. "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
22. "Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs." — Mary Kay Ash
23. "I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday." –Anonymous
24. "Getting paid to sleep... that's my dream job." –Unknown
25. "The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form." — Stanley J. Randall
26. "If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." — Albert Einstein
27. "Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." — Homer Simpson
28. "There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?" -Kin Hubbard
29. "There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting." — David Letterman
30. "Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon." — Anonymous
31. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so." – Douglas Adams
32. "The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished." – Groucho Marx
33. "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." — Robert Frost
34. "Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door." — Anonymous
35. "People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it." – Joey Adams
36. "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." – Charlie McCarthy
37. "An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field." — Niels Bohr
38. "The reward for good work is more work." – Francesca Elisia
39. "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."- Muhammad Ali
40. "Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work." – Earl Nightingale
41. "Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free." - Anonymous
42. "My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck." - Anonymous
43. "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." - Fats Domino
44. "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
45. "When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'" — Don Marquis
46. Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?" — J. Paul Getty
47. "I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock." — Henny Youngman
48. "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." — Mark Twain
49. "When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them." – Steven Alexander Wright
50. "Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there." — Will Rogers
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